If resident evil has taught me anything it's that a rotten egg does 1000 damage to bosses and 1 shots elite enemies. So 4k rotten eggs will let me take on god like beings in a speed run. And they sell for like 2000 gold each
Some from a campaign i was in in college that were amusing: Cardboard box of brown mold: does 1d4 cold damage to anything with in its very short range, will keep.an iceborn cool enough on the infernal plane (i was the iceborn) Magic shovel, its a normal shovel that was kucky and opened some puzzle doors for us Bucket, it helps scoop pulped party members,usually me, i was very unlucky Ring of beer, pours a pintbof beer on command, no restrictions
Some of my own creation Glasses of hindsight, lets you realize you made a poor choice in hindsight Water resistant paper, you can write on it under water,the ink might not stay… Magical cucumber, casts wild magic on the one who eats it, can be applied to things like a pouson with the same effect Unloseable arrow, you know where it went, just more likely to break Morning star morningstar, it only works between the hours of sunrise and the beginning of brunch Slippers, they slip on nice and easy and off as soon as you move, warning will slide down inclines Suspicious rock its magical.enough to seem magical but not magical enougb to be immediately useful, its perplexing like that
Ok, but you put the "Amulet of Peak Bleed-out" on and then as a half-orc or something, you go down, get teleported, then get back up at 1hp, allowing you to essentially dip out of a situation that would have killed you otherwise
And, assuming the amulet doesn't choose a literally random location but instead just the nearest "peak bleed-out" spot, you can take a turn or 2 to heal up and then run back to the fight
I onec had a session where a vempier were the final boss and oh my god we strugled with that becous it was alway having around 1 hp than heald itself to 10 and we just could not kill it for like 30 or more minutes that socks would be so usefull
I want the bag of spoiled eggs, I will have so much fun
Spoiled eggs are basically stink bombs.
They put the peak bleed out, amulet on the enemy
Also I think that the magical scroll typewriter would be really cool to have a chance to make a broken but still magical spell with an unknown use
I would be really happy for the bag of spoiled eggs it'd be fun to start throwing them at enemies just a fuck with the enemy before I kill them
I'm just gonna pretend you have a different shirt lol
The garlic thing isnt true, but it works with more concentrated sources of garlic, I just can't remember what its called
How much damage does chucking the eggs do
I trow egg egg go fly egg break on enemy
The rotten egg bag of holding ….. is actually usable.
If resident evil has taught me anything it's that a rotten egg does 1000 damage to bosses and 1 shots elite enemies. So 4k rotten eggs will let me take on god like beings in a speed run. And they sell for like 2000 gold each
Some from a campaign i was in in college that were amusing:
Cardboard box of brown mold: does 1d4 cold damage to anything with in its very short range, will keep.an iceborn cool enough on the infernal plane (i was the iceborn)
Magic shovel, its a normal shovel that was kucky and opened some puzzle doors for us
Bucket, it helps scoop pulped party members,usually me, i was very unlucky
Ring of beer, pours a pintbof beer on command, no restrictions
Some of my own creation
Glasses of hindsight, lets you realize you made a poor choice in hindsight
Water resistant paper, you can write on it under water,the ink might not stay…
Magical cucumber, casts wild magic on the one who eats it, can be applied to things like a pouson with the same effect
Unloseable arrow, you know where it went, just more likely to break
Morning star morningstar, it only works between the hours of sunrise and the beginning of brunch
Slippers, they slip on nice and easy and off as soon as you move, warning will slide down inclines
Suspicious rock its magical.enough to seem magical but not magical enougb to be immediately useful, its perplexing like that
The armor of o eying speed limits could certainly be abused someway
Vampires are weak to garlic flour not the garlic bulbs so these socks of garlic are still very useless
Ok, but you put the "Amulet of Peak Bleed-out" on and then as a half-orc or something, you go down, get teleported, then get back up at 1hp, allowing you to essentially dip out of a situation that would have killed you otherwise
And, assuming the amulet doesn't choose a literally random location but instead just the nearest "peak bleed-out" spot, you can take a turn or 2 to heal up and then run back to the fight
I onec had a session where a vempier were the final boss and oh my god we strugled with that becous it was alway having around 1 hp than heald itself to 10 and we just could not kill it for like 30 or more minutes that socks would be so usefull
Spoiled eggs to toss at the BBEG lair
H2s is poisenus btw
The last one is useful, you can check if an egg is rotten or not
Me getting teleported to a cliff, with a sunset, and reminiscing, and crashing of worlds
"Here's a bag with four thousand spoiled eggs, have fun with that."
Malicious compliance activated
i doubt the last one would work since taste is on the tongue not the bloodstream
What if i give them a egg thats hatches absolutely nothings but they don't know that
I have a question what if they roll all 100 on the d100s